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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Hong Konger
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
TV personality
farmer
tramp
ticket inspector
surgeon
a spy
bus driver
soldier
taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.