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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
an Equatorial Guinean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
bus driver
surgeon
dentist
policeman
tramp
woman
ticket inspector
train driver
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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