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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Comoran
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
policewoman
taxi driver
shepherd
student
man
a spy
farmer
tramp
bus driver
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