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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
an Algerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
shepherd
taxi driver
man
policewoman
surgeon
dentist
ticket inspector
a spy
milkman
sailor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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