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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Stateless
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
student
ticket inspector
dentist
policeman
doctor
shepherd
a spy
TV personality
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.