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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Stateless
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
woman
ticket inspector
bus driver
doctor
soldier
train driver
a spy
TV personality
policeman
milkman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.