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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
sailor
dentist
ticket inspector
policeman
bus driver
tramp
pilot
soldier
milkman
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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