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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Nepalese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
TV personality
a spy
ticket inspector
student
surgeon
bus driver
milkman
doctor
man
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