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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Mosotho
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
pilot
taxi driver
surgeon
child
soldier
a spy
policeman
tramp
farmer
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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