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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
a Micronesian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
surgeon
policewoman
soldier
ticket inspector
bus driver
pilot
man
milkman
woman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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