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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
leaked all over
an Azerbaijani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
soldier
woman
taxi driver
ticket inspector
policeman
man
TV personality
milkman
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.