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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
leaked all over
deformed
cracked
overheated
shattered
flooded
caught fire
blew up
exploded
froze
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