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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pilot light
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
escaped
exploded
caught fire
snapped
overheated
deformed
cracked
made a funny noise
fell off
flooded
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