Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
support beam
leaked all over
an Indian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
farmer
policeman
pilot
a spy
train driver
man
bus driver
soldier
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.