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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
support beam
leaked all over
a Faroese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
milkman
bus driver
ticket inspector
farmer
taxi driver
dentist
child
student
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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