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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
support beam
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
policeman
soldier
taxi driver
milkman
bus driver
woman
student
dentist
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.