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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
angle crutch
leaked all over
a Togolese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
child
TV personality
pilot
policewoman
taxi driver
student
train driver
soldier
bus driver
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Dan
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