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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
angle crutch
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
flooded
shattered
made a funny noise
bent
froze
fell off
blew up
deformed
was smoking
exploded
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