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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resistor
leaked all over
a Sri Lankan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
surgeon
child
woman
doctor
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pilot
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