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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resistor
leaked all over
a Singaporean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
tramp
sailor
policewoman
a spy
bus driver
milkman
student
farmer
train driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.