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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resistor
leaked all over
a Mozambican
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
woman
dentist
shepherd
a spy
student
surgeon
milkman
ticket inspector
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.