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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
pipe
leaked all over
a Kenyan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
child
soldier
policewoman
train driver
dentist
a spy
TV personality
milkman
tramp
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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