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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
an Uruguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
TV personality
surgeon
woman
policewoman
shepherd
soldier
bus driver
child
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doctor
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