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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Montserratian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
sailor
child
doctor
train driver
TV personality
farmer
policewoman
ticket inspector
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.