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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Malawian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
woman
taxi driver
dentist
student
child
train driver
policewoman
soldier
farmer
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