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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
koala 🐨
guard
leaked all over
an Uzbek
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
ticket inspector
soldier
pilot
dentist
student
sailor
child
tramp
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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