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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
blackbird
guard
leaked all over
a Cook Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
milkman
doctor
taxi driver
a spy
shepherd
ticket inspector
TV personality
soldier
bus driver
pilot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.