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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
blackbird
guard
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
exploded
flooded
leaked all over
was smoking
deformed
overheated
made a funny noise
shattered
cracked
caught fire
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