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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
magpie
guard
leaked all over
an Armenian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
man
child
train driver
dentist
policewoman
soldier
surgeon
taxi driver
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Dan
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