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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
magpie
guard
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
sailor
soldier
tramp
woman
surgeon
man
TV personality
policewoman
doctor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.