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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
child
doctor
a spy
policewoman
bus driver
policeman
surgeon
farmer
train driver
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Dan
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