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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Belizean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
tramp
ticket inspector
surgeon
farmer
train driver
taxi driver
doctor
woman
policeman
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Dan
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