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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
woman
a spy
ticket inspector
pilot
policeman
farmer
milkman
dentist
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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