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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
magpie
guard
leaked all over
a Kenyan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policewoman
student
doctor
train driver
bus driver
policeman
soldier
tramp
pilot
sailor
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