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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Botswanan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
taxi driver
farmer
ticket inspector
woman
policeman
student
policewoman
man
bus driver
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Dan
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