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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
student
woman
milkman
policeman
tramp
pilot
soldier
man
TV personality
doctor
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Dan
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