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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Togolese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
farmer
pilot
tramp
soldier
sailor
child
taxi driver
train driver
student
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