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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
a spy
tramp
soldier
milkman
policewoman
man
train driver
bus driver
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.