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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Papua New Guinean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
child
policeman
student
policewoman
surgeon
woman
TV personality
soldier
shepherd
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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