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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Nepalese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
train driver
woman
a spy
farmer
milkman
TV personality
doctor
tramp
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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