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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
duck 🦆
guard
leaked all over
a Lebanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
policewoman
shepherd
policeman
soldier
TV personality
farmer
taxi driver
tramp
dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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