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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
retaining screw
leaked all over
a Bermudian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
soldier
TV personality
policeman
a spy
pilot
ticket inspector
surgeon
policewoman
woman
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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