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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
a Georgian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
soldier
child
sailor
a spy
shepherd
tramp
bus driver
policewoman
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.