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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
an Estonian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
soldier
bus driver
a spy
tramp
shepherd
policeman
surgeon
dentist
milkman
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Dan
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