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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
a spy
taxi driver
pilot
soldier
shepherd
child
sailor
student
man
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Dan
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