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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
CD-ROM drive
leaked all over
a Montenegrin
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
a spy
farmer
train driver
sailor
shepherd
doctor
bus driver
taxi driver
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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