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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resilience circuit
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
woman
TV personality
dentist
ticket inspector
sailor
student
policewoman
child
a spy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.