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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resilience circuit
leaked all over
a Citizen of Vanuatu
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
milkman
tramp
policeman
woman
surgeon
sailor
dentist
ticket inspector
farmer
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.