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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resilience circuit
leaked all over
a Tuvaluan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
woman
surgeon
student
bus driver
soldier
doctor
milkman
ticket inspector
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.