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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
resilience circuit
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
student
dentist
ticket inspector
doctor
tramp
policewoman
policeman
woman
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.