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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
gutter
leaked all over
an English
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tramp
woman
policewoman
student
doctor
TV personality
shepherd
a spy
surgeon
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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