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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
gutter
leaked all over
a Djiboutian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
dentist
taxi driver
soldier
policeman
surgeon
farmer
man
child
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Dan
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